older brothers

i would advise all of u to not ever have an older brother and be as stubborn and cocky as i can be here are some examples:

1. when he asks you to box with him without any gear do NOT say yes(especially if he weighs 172 lbs. and is a foot taller than you) because you WILL end up with a huge bump and green and blue bruise(do NOT not block his puches with you upper forearm) and do not try to show him your bruise because he WILL poke it really hard!
2. when he says "oh go cry about it" do not say "i will" because u will get flicked or poked really hard or puched and especially dont puch him back becuse if u are tiny he will pick u up and throw u over his shoulders and start to walk away( which is NOT fun)
3. when he bashes the palm of his hand into your forehaed just try to let it go or immeadiatley put your head into his stomach and try to leave it there. when he walks away you run!!!
4. if you run away and he tries to catch you run in zigzag lines but once he catches you he will be picked u up and and get the crap beat out of you and not let u down cause he says that u dont weigh anything!! then he will drag u into the house and be like right ontop of you untill u fall asleep

yup thats practically it and if you have an older make sure you can take him down before you try to fight him and if he is reading this : my arm hurts the bump went away but its turning green and yes i will cry about it!!!!!!!!!!!!

-pebbles