Thursday, November 20, 2008

hahaha this is great

THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR:
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

4. Shave.

5. Crack open your briefcase or purse, peer inside and ask: "Got enough air in there?"

6. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

7. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

8. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

9. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

10. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

11. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

12. Meow occasionally.

13. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Leave a box between the doors.

16. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them and push the wrong ones.

17. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

18. Start a sing-along.

19. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

20. Play the harmonica.

21. Shadow box.

22. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

23. Lean against the button panel.

24. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

25. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

27. Bring a chair along.

28. When there is only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

29. Sit with a desk, pencil cup and a telephone in the elevator. When someone walks in, ask if they have an appointment.

30. Call the Psychic Hotline and ask them if they know which floor you're on.

31. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it. quick!" then whistle innocently.

32. When the doors close, announce, "Don't worry, they'll open again soon."

hahaha that was great!!!!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

That was so funny! I so have to do this some time

Jessica said...

That was hilarious

Anonymous said...

haha i've done 9 before...minus the admiral part lol
but those are pretty amazing
i must try them
-mikhaila ;)
told ya id come